Disclaimer

These flies are named after military traditions, bad decisions, and stories that definitely didn’t happen on paper. We are not responsible for bruised egos, stolen fishing spots, or your buddy claiming he “totally had a bigger one.”

Warning: Side effects may include catching fish, excessive confidence, tactical trash talk, and referring to every cast as “sending it downrange.”

Official Legal Stuff: No fish were consulted during the naming of these flies. Any resemblance to actual military operations, first sergeants, or questionable barracks decisions is purely intentional.

Rules of Engagement: If a fish refuses your fly, it was clearly operating under enemy camouflage and superior reconnaissance.

Disclaimer: Our flies have military names, but they are not government issued. They have, however, been tested against aggressive trout with questionable attitudes.

VA Disability Notice: Purchasing these flies does not qualify you for a disability rating, even if your shoulder starts hurting from fighting trophy fish.

Supply Sergeant Approved: These flies contain 100% fewer missing hand receipts than your last field exercise.

Operational Warning: We cannot guarantee you’ll catch fish. We can guarantee you’ll blame the water, the weather, the moon phase, your leader, and eventually the fly.

Tactical Advisory: Use of these flies may result in unsolicited stories beginning with, “Back in my Army days…” Lasting longer than four hours is considered normal.

Mission Statement: Our objective is simple: confuse fish, entertain veterans, and make civilians wonder why anyone would willingly buy a fly named The Dependapotamus, The Blue Falcon, or The Article 15 Special. Mission success not guaranteed, but highly encouraged.